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Anon 07/30/2022 (Sat) 13:21:55 ID:3d0f16 No. 1648 [Reply]
Dark circles hai kaafi iska upay?
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>>1652 kek
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>>1654 Is this?
>>1655 Valorand player
>>1655 9v?
>>1670 Wut?

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Anon 07/30/2022 (Sat) 10:10:45 ID:f07b91 No. 1637 [Reply]
>>1637 Why is every pseudo science retard obsessed with the word "quantum"? Quantum literally means singularity as in the smallest possible quantity and quantum physics is just physics of extremely small particles. Are boomers really that retarded that they can't understand this?
>>1638 They instead make it look like a vague and mystic term, for fuck's sake.
>>1637 Mera loda khaale bhangi
>>1639 I blame Schrodinger for this. His retarded analogy made people misconstrue what quantum physics means. This is not even a pajeet or even a boomer problem.
>>1641 Chup faggot! The only ones to blame are stupid plebs who fall for the charming plebs throwing around these terms. People like op who source pajit vadakayil

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Anon 07/29/2022 (Fri) 16:56:26 ID:9bd926 No. 1631 [Reply]
Everybody asks me, "what the fuck is Zyzz about, what the fuck is up with those videos, cunt? You're fucking up yourself cunt" It's a fucking act, there is no Zyzz. You mirin', brah? Well I'll give you more reason to mire now bro. It's fucking Zyzz, brah. Everyone has a little bit of Zyzz in them. Every fucking cunt out there, you're a fuckng sick cunt if you wanna be, brah. Stop being a fucking sad cunt, alright? Go out, get bitches. That's what we do in this shit, brah. You wanna be a fucking little sad cunt? Fuck that shit, bro. Every little haters gonna hate, bro. You'll never be like Zyzz, brah, cause I'm a fucking sick cunt, mate. Every one of us has a little bit of Zyzz in us, you just don't know it yet. You're sitting here going, "who the fuck is this fucking faggot?", well, you're probably right. But I'm fucking shredded brah, ye cunt. Cuz at the end of the day bro, you gotta listen to this... If you're a fucking shredded sick cunt, you get away with anything bro. You make fun of some fat cunt making a shit and people will be like "Aw yeah, Zyzz bro, yeah". No one'll give a fuck, man. In life, if you wanna be noticed, you gotta be a fuckin' ripped cunt. You gotta be a shredded cunt. You gotta go to the gym and be a sick cunt. You gotta fuck bitches, you know and not give a fuck cuz that's what we do, bro. That's what the Zyzz cunts do. That's what the revolution is, bro. None of these fuckin' sad cunts. We're all gonna fuckin' make it bro, that's it.
Mar gya roidcel

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Anon 07/28/2022 (Thu) 04:30:57 ID:4c4248 No. 1603 [Reply]
Is this true?
>>1603 Just some cumskin rambling. Pretty sure even a pint of plain mayonnaise tingles and irritates his taste buds like crazy. Westoids are anyways known to have low spice tolerance as compared to the rest of the ethnicities.
>>1603 Kek these faggots completely lack self awareness. When Ruski-Ukraine War was trending, Which country's bitches were Gushing over The Kike? Every single thing in their country is sexualized, still they have the audacity to Label other ethinicites as Rapey/Overly sexual.
>>1603 Isn't excessive heat bad for testosterone production ?
>>1617 That's related to the external temprature. Sperm is produced in gotiya because it lowers body temp. By 2-3°

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/muth/ Anon 07/27/2022 (Wed) 13:29:08 ID:1cde9a No. 1579 [Reply]
Is no-fap a meme or does it actually work?
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>>1589 Maine drop saal mein bhi jee ki maiyya chod di coom krne ki wajah se roz 3 ghante porn dekhna fir 1 ghante tak edge karna Subah 9 ghante baad uthna wo bhi thaka hua jabtak shaam tak energy aati fir coom krne chala jaata main wo coomer meme ho yaaro
>>1592 Then try stopping for 4 weeks/1 month. After that, masturbate only on sundays. Dheere dheere routine banana chalu karo
>>1589 Not really, my life is pretty fucked anyway. I don't think masterbation makes life any better or worse. I would not have done anything with my life even if it weren't for porn. >>1592 I may be a hopeless retard but nonetheless i am in awe at the sheer retardation of you jeefags. Not only do you people waste years and years trying to crack some meme exam but you also flunk the exam even after all those years. Either take a drop and study hard, or just take what you get and be done with it.
>>1594 Maine 4 din se nahi hilaya or ab itna jeevan barbad karne ke baad itni chidh ho rahi hai kal 3 baar haath kaat liya hai itni zindagi barbaad kardi ab madarchod chahe gay ban jaaon hijda ban jaaoo lund nhi touch karunga
>>1597 Thande ho jao yaar kehna kya chahte ho? Did you cut yourself? Do you have self harming tendencies? Jee should also have a section about proper usage of commas. Good conviction though.

Anon 07/27/2022 (Wed) 17:42:12 ID:5d3132 No. 1598 [Reply]
Yaaron i have 22 BMI which is considered healthy body weight according to internet. But I am skinny fat , have moobs , saggy chin even with tongue on roof. Once in past i did cut on my diet & lost most of my muscle mass along with fat. But this time i don't wanna do this Upay ?
>>1598 BMI means absolutely nothing, your body composition is everything. Being skinny fat means that you have low amounts of muscle and high amounts of body fat, something that a lot of Indian teenagers unfortunately are. This will take time and a decent amount of effort to undo. You can go about 2 ways doing this: lean bulk first and then do a cut after maybe let's say 6-8 months, or cut first whilst resistance training and eating a high protein diet. Either way, it will take a lot of time and effort to complete so think of it as a long term goal.
>>1598 Post tummy pyaare pokemanlet
>>1598 If you are skinny fat, you don't have any 'muscle mass' in the first place.

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Anon 07/27/2022 (Wed) 13:05:06 ID:c2cbba No. 1578 [Reply]
I have been stuttering since my childhood and because of it I have been autistic my whole life. What can i do to get rid of my stutter?
>>1578 Get choked on BIC
Switch to sign language
>>1585 Banarasi Idli Chutney?
>>1578 See a speech therapist instead of asking on binaru rape consultation forum
>>1578 Doctor ke paas jaa or logo se bate kar or desi nuskha to yaar wohi hai batashe kho garam garam par fake lagta hai

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Its over for me shorty 07/26/2022 (Tue) 08:47:19 ID:833cf2 No. 1530 [Reply]
I'm really short guy having height of 5'5 at the age of 18 and I think it's over for me. Anything I can do except kms? PS. Don't tell me I'm not short or I'm average as I know that I'm SHORT.
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>>1531 >>1536 Shut up. What made you think that he will get a Chance to Reproduce??
>>1535 5'7 is workable in India, but it is an uphill battle
>>1535 thanks >>1536 sure >>1537 yea...that's what I'm thinking. Can I get any ideas to grow, some real ones. Please!
>>1530 It's not over for you,my son. Follow this guide to become taller. First buy: Niacin Tablets, preferably 250mg per tablet (as Nicotinic Acid or just "Niacin", avoid "Time release" or "Flush Free" versions as they will not work) Melatonin, 3-10mg per dose Ibutamoren (aka MK-677), 25mg/mL as liquid Since regular flush-inducing Niacin is hard to find because people are too pussy to handle a little itch, you can buy the brand that I use here. Get a pill splitter for the Niacin, you will need to start out at less than the 250mg dose and then build up. Routine: Week One Monday: 25mg Ibutamoren taken at 4:30PM, Do not eat anything past 6PM, Melatonin taken at 9PM, 125mg Niacin taken at 9:30PM and then go to bed. Tuesday: 25mg Ibutamoren taken at 4:30PM, Melatonin taken at 9PM, Go to bed at 9:30PM. Wednesday: 25mg Ibutamoren taken at 4:30PM, Do not eat anything past 6PM, Melatonin taken at 9PM, 250mg Niacin taken at 9:30PM and then go to bed. Thursday: 25mg Ibutamoren taken at 4:30PM, Melatonin taken at 9PM, Go to bed at 9:30PM. Friday: 25mg Ibutamoren taken at 4:30PM, Do not eat anything past 6PM, Melatonin taken at 9PM, 375mg Niacin taken at 9:30PM and then go to bed. Saturday: 25mg Ibutamoren taken at 4:30PM, Go to bed at 9:30PM. Sunday: 25mg Ibutamoren taken at 4:30PM, Do not eat anything past 6PM, 500mg Niacin taken at 9:30PM and then go to bed.

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>>1541 >Go to bed at 9:30PM Barely possible but I'll try it! Thank you very much.

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Pajeet Rodgers##tBopP1 07/26/2022 (Tue) 18:37:22 ID:6a0172 No. 1564 [Reply]
Was he fat or muscular? If latter, how to get arms like that?
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>>1567 Was she Indian ?
>>1570 Akhada brainlet spotted. Anything more than essential fat is not helpful. >inb4 muh extra fat layer keep me safe
>>1564 Abe tond hai iski ,isne nabhi se upar bandhi hai to tendki nahi dikhri
>>1564 Fat fuck, he has a 50 inch waistline kek.
>>1567 You should kys for crushing on a girl named chandra

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Any caffeine stuff? Kashmiri47##UtBEJl 07/27/2022 (Wed) 10:20:22 ID:7f0b8e No. 1576 [Reply]
I'm going to workout hard today and thinking about any stuff which would make me keep long lasting working out. Any legal stuff which would help me last long during workout?
>>1576 Water
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>>1577 Holy based